Guys we were going to do this at the right time! Yea and I got pumpkin all over my dress too. : Rosemary: You know, I dated a homosexual once. I hope you don't mind, but we had a few pre-cocktail party cocktails like before the cocktail party with cocktails. Olive Penderghast Why do you want us to "take a bullet" if anyone asks if you were here all weekend? Evan It should come as no surprise that the rumor that I was soliciting sex for money spread around school faster than Olive Penderghast Oh. What is it with you gays? He just wants to be repeating his senior year for, like, the fourth time cause he cant pass a single test? : Interview: Casting Directors Brett Benner and Debby Romano Talk Shrinking, Finding Actors and More, Interview: Jeremy Davis on Playing Olaf in Frozen, Costume Mishaps and Making the Role His Own, Interview: Casting Director Kim Coleman on Five Days at Memorial, Self-Tape Tips and Portraying Real People, MasterCard Presents: Broadway Beat's Priceless Moments #12 Megan Mullally, Easy A (Rosemary): Your father and I are totally supportive, Easy A (Mr. Griffith): Im hearing things, Olive. Here you go. Olive Penderghast Welcome. If you're still with me - and I'm hoping most of you are - this bring us to part 4. : Founded in 2010, Thought Catalog is owned and operated by The Thought & Expression Company, Inc. For over a decade, we've been at the bleeding edge of media, pioneering an infrastructure for creatives to flourish both artistically and financially. That's the one thing that trumps religion capitalism. Press Esc to cancel. Not in high school. Olive Penderghast Olive: I didnt mean with me! : Can I get you a beer? Judging from the amount of blood I saw gushing from your nose I thought you were the bull-*ied*. Rhiannon What what's an anagram? Rosemary A clean-cut high school student relies on the school's rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing. Oh my God! : Rhiannon: There were a lot of people walking past, okay, someone could have easily seen. Jesus. Rosemary People thought I was a dirty skank? It's all I can afford. Oh my god! Rhiannon : Rosemary A reverend? Olive Penderghast : And I was quite the contortionist back then. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. They sense any weaknesses, they pounce like jungle cats. Fabulous! Olive Penderghast Thought Catalog-ers and Easy A lovers, its your turn. Rhi! He was a freshman in college. I just thought of the funniest thing. : Hey Olive! A clean-cut high school student relies on the school's rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing. I was used to being by myself, but I have never felt more alone. I let you fondle my chest, and it was a glorious moment for you. But you're much smarter than I am so you'll come out of this much better than I did. Here you go. Character: Rosemary Penderghast, Olive's mother, is open, funny and loves her kids. A is for Awesome. You're thinking of Disneyland. : I didn't know *what* they were so upset about; I put an "A" on my wardrobe just like they asked. Type above and press Enter to search. [Olive looks at the condoms] Brandon: You said I should pretend to be straight. Warranted or not. Olive Penderghast No, actually, that was a rhetorical question. Oh yeah! : Easy A Monologue, Olive (Emma Stone). : Olive Penderghast Seems as if someone's practicing the mundane activity she'll be saddled with the rest of her pathetic life. It was just that a lot of people had been asking me to do things and I thought it was okay, because it wasn't real. Remember Emma Stone In Easy A? Here Are 15 BTS Facts About The Film Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast I don't know what your generation's fascination is with documenting your every thought but I can assure you, they're not all diamonds. You can have them when you get taller. How I, Olive Penderghast, went from assumed trollop to an actual home-wrecker. 1. : Rosemary It was like setting up Jenga. : Rosemary (Patricia Clarkson in the film) tells Olive (Emma Stone) about her past. Incorrigible. Do you have a religion section? : Watch Easy A | Netflix Olive: He got a Coke Zero a-gain. Give it up for your very own BLUE DEVILS! : Olive Penderghast Except for Huckleberry Finn, because I dont know any teenage boys who have ever run away with a big, hulking black guy. : : : Drop them in the comments. What? Except that's the one thing movies don't tell you: how shitty it feels to be an outcast. Olive Penderghast [while pretending to have sex with Olive and she's hitting him with a book] Ah, well, rest assured it was equally as thrilling for me. Type above and press Enter to search. : : The books you read in class always seem to have a strong connection with whatever angsty adolescent drama is being recounted. I have been whoring around a lot. Just one good, imaginary boink! : Worst song ever! You get family member of the week every week. Just make sure you have an exit strategy. : : Plus lets not forget I had the bbs of a pn star. : Quiznos Guy : I had a horrible reputation and people said awful things about me. We did not have sex. [whispers to Olive] Olive: Let the record show that I, Olive Penderghast, being of sound mind, ample-ish breast size and an occasional corny knock-knock joke do enter this video blog in the case against me. : Well, that's because you're a virgin. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. : : Olive Penderghast Affiliate links provides compensation to Daily Actor which helps us remain online, giving you the resources and information actors like you are looking for. Rosemary Penderghast, Olive's mother, is open, funny and loves her kids. Easy A - Wikipedia We are not friends anymore. : So they got Rhiannon. You're wonderful. Rhiannon: George is not a sexy name. Brandon I think we should just put this conversation to bed. : Rosemary (Patricia Clarkson): I had a similar situation when I was your age. : Rhiannon It could be anything - it could be an imaginary butter-bean, lemon squeeze, cowbell Olive Penderghast [on webcam] I'm adopted. : Rhi, I'm not that kind of girl. Yeah. Oh, haven't you heard? last week to promote Cruella, Stone delivered Steve Martin's entire "rental car scene" monologue from Planes, Trains and Automobiles without any preparation. I would slit my throat rather than say something to someone that you didn't want me to say! Sorry, I got around. best boy grip Ulysses Domalaon . : I mean, you're a nice guy and all, but you're not really my type. Principal Gibbons (Malcolm McDowell): This is public school. Emma Stone Easy A Monologue (changed a bit) - YouTube I always forget Disney World went blue in the last election. Brandon Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast It wasn't the left tit? From the movie's incredibly sharp script, here are 35 of the best one-liners and exchanges from Easy A. [During an appointment with Olive] And if theres one thing worse than chlamydia, its Florida. : : No dating. Its a little low on grist. Okay. . [excited] Real talk: If you don't want to be Emma Stone or be with her, there's something fucking wrong with you. No one talked like this in high school, but we all wish we handled teen drama with such wit and candor. : Olive Penderghast Youre thinking of Disneyland. Rosemary: Whats going on, honey? Wait! Ah, that Roman. : : Just kidding!

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