Meet us in the alley at 11:00 pm for the exchange. I took too long walkin the dog. Por qu sufrimos tanto? So I work for hours. But I guess we cant go back in time, can we? I think life just might be a fairytale! And this is how I imagined my marriage proposal would be: (Girl imitates future husbands voice; kneels on the floor, romantically) You are the love of my life. I refuse to wear my glasses, even though it makes my mom mad, and I probably need them. Goldberg, of course, has been nominated for an Emmy for her turn as Sally Reed on the HBO black comedy, a role she plays with equal parts glee, rage, heartbreak, confusion, determination, and, as Goldberg herself puts it, myopia. Ive always wanted to talk to one of you guys, but never got the chance until now. Rainbows and unicorns, that felt good! Can I be that for him, forever? (Pause) Can I think of anything good? great body like this from just stocking the shelves. You might have to ask me again in ten years and I can tell you how it felt. [JASMINE] A whole new world A dazzling place I never knew But when I'm way up here It's crystal clear That now, I'm in a whole new world with you [ALADDIN] Now I'm in a whole new world with you . Wait a minute. They are like an unstoppable wave of feathered locusts, eating every scrap of bread they can get their pointy beaks on! Now Im forced to stay inside, just watching the nature that I used to prowl. You can specify conditions of storing and accessing cookies in your browser, A Whole New World From Disneys Aladdin. I put it on my bed. My mom also likes this band called Aerosmith. They smile and laugh and pull people in with dancing green eyes. In Hebrew, it means bitter, desirable, serene. Sure, Ill never actually get married for love. I slip on a pair of jeans, toss on a shirt and head off to work. Here are his picks for Disney monologues for women. How can you be angry with her right now? And Our kind what is that supposed to mean?! We have barely been here for a year and you wanna give up now? I know that I have problems, and I know that Im different, but these problems are internal, and they dont have to be shared with everyone in the class. Oh, okay. My patience wears thin with you ruffians. So, last March. By: Trinity Marmo, Age 14, Washington, USA Description: No one can convince this child to get on the boat. Which button do I press? (Pause) All right dont say I didnt warn you. Thats racist, but you never realise that until youre older. Butmaybe thats okay. Second Place Winner! Before you know it, everyone is asking where they can get a piece. You know what they say; if you cant handle the heat, stay out of the kitchen. What am I doing tomorrow? And for that, I pity them. I started to steal cars, sell them for a hot meal and a cheap hotel. Schwarzenegger's cold open came before host Roy Wood Jr.'s monologue. See, the humans, they respect me. You must feel such a thrill, having him watch you like youre some kind of savior. With a mighty heave, I launch myself toward it, overpowering the dark being andand then I hear her. I put my life on the line for this! The powers back! See? First Place Winner! PIGEONS! You sit down, listen to my problems, (supposedly) and ask me how I feel? What about a nice LONG walk? (Dramatically sets the scene) Seriously just imagine it, a storm suddenly hits, the air grows cold, and the sky darkens. Cool girls are enough. My name is Olivia Lester, Im the sole bookkeeper, and sole inhabitant, here at the library. Ive gone through a lot this past week Ive lost my best friend, my soul mate. Who in their right mind would EVER find me attractive?! Seven days of playing with whatever I wanted and eating cookies and milk for every mealnow thats a vacation! (has a sad realization) But, I am a fat ass. Maybe then, this wouldnt have happened. By: Mia Westbrooke, Age 11, Iowa, USA Description: A robber tries to convince their victim to keep quiet in exchange for a percentage of the loot. We learn that Amy has gone missing and see her husband, Nick Dunne (Ben Affleck) in distress. Ive tried to get another job, but every time I do, it lasts about eleven minutes before Im crawling back to my money-hungry boss. Im not going to die in misery though. You see, I know youre most likely confused right now and to that I say youre hugging the tight rope as you exist in this world. Yep, no more pleasant Spring weather for everyone to enjoy. One night, I woke up in the middle of the night and went to the kitchen to get a glass of water. Heck, even the dreaded small talk, the awkward interactions no one wanted Right now, Id give anything to mess up one more embarrassing presentation, one last really bad attempt at asking my crush to prom. Thats not even on me, I stay hydrated. It must be too hard because I havent heard anyone say that stuff to me my whole life. Ill see you tomorrow. My stupid ankle! It was US, the Elves of the Order of the North Pole. As she walked towards me her tears began to fade. Second Place Winner! I specifically did not invite her. He is also grieving; His grandson Timothy died. This one is made of wood, but those sure aint 2x4s Im looking at. My first reaction was excitement and pure joy but didnt last long when I realized all the problems and complications. I blame the snores from the five other people in this room. Its different, thats for sure. So, Im standing up there, and this guy I barely knew, Mark Holmes, appears out of nowhere and yanks me down. NO. As soon as I got home, I ran over the bowling alley and climbed up onto the top of the tunnel. I tried to wash off as much as I could in the bathroom, but its still there, as you can see. His bloody students. My cat is not allowed in the blimp because he might scratch a hole in it with his claws, causing the blimp to crash into Venus surface, where I will be cooked alive. Or say something like, Im fine, even though they are definitely not fine. And, youre screaming again. (sits on a tree stump) Why did I take this route? Did you hear that? The other night, he was waiting for me at the top of the stairs. I would never be able to show my face in public. Oh, is that a piece of PB&J he just threw on the floor? It's like the final humiliation. Hi. Ill never believe them because of what my father did. Finally, my mom entered the room, so I shouted to her, Mom! (Beat. Whats it going to do to me? I just sent it. Nene would take us to the gas station where she would buy us huge ice cream cones. I was scared to take on such a big role. By: Ian Shin, Age 16, Austin, TX, USA Description: A kid tells a friend about the time he thought his computer was possessed and speaking to him. Ive been slacking really bad about recording what I ate every day. Oh no. Runnings all right it gives me something to do but itll never be like swimming. Right about that time, unfortunately, a huge wage was forming, and was starting to come my way. Thats unfortunate because my cat really wants to come with me on the blimp. So unusual for a catI said, I know that we arent going to keep herof course, I realize that we already have sixteen cats. I could tell you that I'm gonna make you my house mouse. Your desks are full of busywork, your lunch trays are full of mush, and your teachers are full of you know, uh, nonsense. Jessie? So, tell me where did you get it? I get up in the morning feeling pain from yesterdays strain. Which answer should go in blank 27? Im going to go home to a two-bedroom house and pray to God we have enough to pay for the electric bill. Santa is where? Were gonna go tubing, all of us. But I wasnt in the mood to play her games. Third Place Winner! By: Karly Anderson, Age 14, USA Description:A student describes how school has become anything but safe. Do I look oversize to you? By: Emma Gordon, Age 12, New York, USA Description: A college student shares a lesson in empathy with her friend. Look at all these scratches! Its a a blackout? My sister gets away with everything. Gender: Any Genre: Comedic. I should probably take that off. No!!! (practically throws phone) Leslie? But God loves a trier, so here goes nothing. By: Marina Paul, Age 16, Utah, USA Description: Daughter confronts her mother about their relationship. Well, let me tell you. I looked down at my sister and felt as if the world was ending. I wish that every girl like me could easily start to love themselves. Then everything turned pitch black. Help me set up for your sisters party! Strange New Worlds season 2's trailer pays no lip service to season 1's cliffhangers in favor of reminding audiences that the Starship Enterprise is back for even more exciting outer space adventures. Would you be able to read perfectly, especially in front of an entire class? (Rapidly breathing.) I got 2 years just for stepping on that flowerpot. Alright. I am thinking about thinking about not thinking and that might be enough make you think about thinking, which is a lot of thinking. With a shrinking population and more than 10 million abandoned properties, the country is straining to match houses with curious buyers. Genre: Comedic. On that note, I brought some champagne so we could make mimosas, but I forgot to bring orange juice. I hate my brother, period. By: Kimo Horvath, Age 16, Texas, USA Description: A boy describes his woes in trying to understand girls. That was a pretty good dance routine, but its nowhere as good as the one I did when I auditioned for the squad. I get changed into the same old leather boots that my pap gave me. Excuses, excuses. I remember waking up and crawling in her bed to warm up. A monologue from the play by Mark Schultz. The pitcher had a no-hitter going and even though he just walked three batters the whole team wanted him to pitch the full no-hitter. By: Sophie W., Los Angeles, California, USA, Age 11 Gender: Any Genre: Comedic Description: Exclamation Point is upset about Comma, who talks too much. WaitI think that is my mom now! Youre nothing special. What if I fall in, what happens then? Everything has been taken from a book I read. Im not going to give my daughter false hopes about a God who does nothing. That way I dont have to worry about all of the things that could go right or could go wrong if I go out into the darkness. By: Mckenna S., Lynden, Ontario, Canada; Age 13 Gender: Male or Female Genre: Dramatic Description: A teen wanders down an alley to discover a homeless man, forever changing their perspective. Stay. I ran to the kitchen and grabbed the gun. Come to think of it, I think he would have been a great World Language teacher. Im feeling generous. (pause) I guess I should think of what I want to take in my luggage. And when we do, we will see Lila again. By: Kielle W., Age 16, Chesapeake, Virginia, USA Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: A teen wishes to overcome his/her fears. Somebody who actually attempted should get the part. You know, the teachers in highschool told us college professors are going to be very strict with us and make us work hard. No matter how hard I try to discover the secret of what goes on in the mind of a female, it will forever be a mystery. Soon after, she puts the letter down, and continues as if she were really talking to her friend. myers park country club lawsuit; turkey hill frozen yogurt discontinued. Like it was all happening so slow, but all too fast at the same time. By: Kennedy L., Columbus, OH, USA, Age 17 Gender: Male or Female Genre: Dramatic Description: A teen recounts his/her experience of being hit by lightning. Pedro was mad I woke him up so he hit me. Everyone looked at us like we were crazy. By: Addison Steffer, Age 14, Texas, USA Description: A villain gets a phone call from their mother while fighting a hero. What else was I supposed to do? It was because I was me. Today. Frankly, I dont know how YOU arent scared of the ocean. I know that shell be really disappointed, and I am too, in myself. By: Jefferson T., Cupertino, California, Age 16 Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: A young man reminisces about his friend Sadako, and the thousand paper cranes she folded during the Atomic age. . Hello, presidents office? Well, working for Mr. Rupert has its challenges. It took a lot for me to come to terms and accept myself and Im going to be myself no matter what anyone thinks. I would also really appreciate it if I could be seated next to friends, or at least surrounded by people that Im friendly with. Tired of trying to get something that feels. When I get to four hunderd, Im headin north. Second Place Winner! Im just not sure the best way to approach her. There, feeling better? I just want to go home, man. I must have looked pretty crazy. For a start, look at me. Especially when the characters are so interesting that want to be them. Its okay to tell me. Shes going to announce to everyone that Ive failed. Its, its hard for me to say. Fine. It's tricky. Though if you go back on your word and marry the princess, I swear Ill be cursing you from the underworld. Anyways he said the tailgate was open and he saw there was stuff in the back and he didnt want it falling out on me. A monologue is a long form speech delivered by a single character in a play or a film. Do you get my drift? My life sucks. It looks like you could eat me and my grandma up. She takes me to a world where awkward moments dont exist and jealousy is something to joke about and fights never happen (and if they do I dont remember them). And theres two of them. It is so LAME. First Place Winner! First Place Winner! Well figure it out later. By: Evelin Rienzo, Age 13, Florida USA Description: A teen explains why they are a thief. Genre: Comedic. I felt out of place. You tell him no and hope he gives up. Im gonna send you packing like I do to everyone else, and youll end up nothing more than a two-bit, D-list villain with an inferiority complex. I am going to be a janitor! Hey, Mom! Thats degrading. And in doing so, Ive wasted so much time and money. (The lights come back on!) Man, all they do is cry and cry and cry, twenty-four seven. You may trod me in the very dirt but still I rise. And we will speak out on what is being done to us and we will make change. Why should I promise my loyalty to a country that isnt loyal to me? I dont have to be the best, I just need to do the best I can. Now that you know how I got into my dream college, its time to tell you how I got kicked out. Oh! I often wonder how long I have left. One good thingI have a pet. It couldnt have been just five minutes! He wrote you to tell you what you meant to him. TURN. And I know hes still out there. I was pushing myself again thanks to the actors studio and UCLA. I swear, I have to run all over the place, pushing people aside in order to get a signal. Become a McSweeneys Internet Tendency patron today, Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornbys. Gender: Male Genre: Comedic. Ill check it very closely, maybe it has an extra one. But then again, I gotta be honest. I dont regret my choices. I dont perform tricks for treats. It didnt matter in the end, I knew it wouldnt, paper cranes cant cure cancer, I know that. More specifically, the corner of streets Jewel and Nassau, not far from me . Ha! What will they do when I tell them Im done? Nothing but a gloried delivery man if you ask me! So I can be happy. You and Papa and me. Second Place Winner By: Divya Manikandan; Karnataka, India; Age 16 Gender:Any (For male character, change the name.) Yeah, weve all heard it, Penelope. Thats right, I dont know what it is going to be either because we were supposed to learn that today but couldnt because of some lazy teacher. Youre frozen. A vacation. I thought it would take longer for you to arrive. Its not that I dont like the light, you just think differently in the dark. Genre: Comedic. First Place Winner! Well, my friends say Im obsessed with celebrities. My face still looks like a giraffe dipped in acid and the Starbucks gift card had 27 cents left. You got that from me, you got that from me.. Gotcha! Hurry up! (pause) We are going to be together for a long time, so you should know a little about my life and how it is we are together. Ive been saying the pledge since I was five years old, but I never really thought about it until this exact moment. White House Correspondents' Dinner Host Jokes He Has to 'Throw Out the Whole Damn Script' After Media Shakeups Sometimes, I simply feel there is no reason to wake up in the morning. It was so weird. I havent been outside my house in three days. When I realized what had happened, I was bleeding from my arms, knees, knucklespretty much any exposed skin that you can imagine. Practically a quantum computer, and my two brothers were jealous of this, which led to my being bullied by my own family. I was so tired last night. People are always going to remember me as the person who couldnt perform, the person who cant ever talk in front of a crowd. I knew that Pompeii was an ancient Roman city, and somehow a volcanic eruption turned the place into ashes. This version is played over the film's end credits and is referred on the soundtrack as "Aladdin's Theme". Let me show you how she should have done the audition. By: Sam M., California, USA, Age 17 Gender: Male Genre: Dramatic Description: A thief is interrogated by the police. I really messed this up, didnt I? Ratatouille 10. The only reason she does pageants anymore is in hopes that her dad will reach out to her. Everyone was so better than me at everything. NASA says they are just cosmic rays-tiny particles launched by the explosions of distant stars-But I say they are UNICORNS! (Taps pencil on his head) Hey Jason, the house is quiet without you here. You hope and hope no one criticizes your hair or your clothes or your makeup. Remember you only live, exist or be alive once. Thatll make us both feel better. I love you beary much? Disgusting. After about two minutes, the water was above my waist. Im pretty nervous. See that bowl there? And that matters. Or when the teacher reads your hall pass out loud and your whole class knows you spent half of the period in the guidance counselors office. Well this is NOT a drill. Its so big its pressed up against the skylight! He would smash them on the counter and curse at her. I guess I love them. You know that we need to do this, not only for us but for them too. What do you mean he said, youre the light of his world? Or maybe I would be at yet another early-morning practice, the kind where you moan and complain about the freezing water and your aching legs, but you wouldnt want to be anywhere else in the world. Oh, yeah, hey Charlie. I havent even gone in yet. Okay, dont say anything. Those are bad for me. (sighs) I dont know if I can ever forget what she did. Again? First Place Winner! No ones ever told me Im ugly. Im totally pumped. The beast came into my home and ruined my stuff. She doesnt have a collar, and honestly, I dont think she belongs to anybody. Under that is a man dressed in old clothes with holes, no socks or shoes. Jessie! No matter how hard it is for me to admit, because I love my life. Right here on this bench, as you watch me feed these hungry little pigeons, I want to change your life, by sharing mine with you. Or depression. He was too busy killing my mom. So, if you do want a job here you will have to make an oath that you will never step foot in a Bath and Body Works ever again. The night birds are singing and the cicadas are humming along. Yall get paid a pretty hefty salary considering you just sit down and listen to people go on, and on about their problems. The problem is that no matter how many times you tell me this shirt doesnt make me look bad or that skirt fits perfectly, the mirror tells me otherwise. No, mom. I didnt know all of the pressure that it would be. Im sorry Jayla. Ugh! And yeah, surgery totally sucks, but beauty hurts, right? I just know. We were driving along laughing and joking. At least the monologue only has to be a page. Though I suppose it wasnt really your idea, was it? The cable is going to snap and Im going to fall hundreds of stories. My mother couldnt understand what was wrong. Monday the 26th of April. By: Genevieve B., Age 15, New Jersey, USA Description: A teen nervously reveals to his/her grandmother that he/she is gay. Okie dokie. Well, it did, and the face painting stand in front of the store saw me as easy prey immediately. Im not supposed to be talking to her. I mean, it was a big mistake, huge. She saw how angry I was and started in with this ridiculous story about being mugged on the way to work, I mean that happens all the time in New York, but it doesnt mean you have to be late! Someone who knows me well enough might call me a liar. But, what does A Whole New World mean? You dont know the elope I have with mother nature each time I discover a new piece of her rich beauty in the unimaginable acres she has to unfold just for me. What if I dont ever find my way back? There were women screaming for their children. Yup. Even in death, Im the dumb blonde. My favorite book is Platos symposiumand why you may ask? The young ones aint no real trouble. You and Papa, but Papa looked different now. Yay! By: Hedy Z., Texas, USA, Age 17 Description: A utensil in a kitchen drawer has an identity crisis. Can you stop? By: Josie C., Albuquerque, NM, Age 14 Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: Cupid aims his arrow at the wrong person. Its come in very useful with the lie detector tests Ive been through. So now, with no shame and in full confidence, I can announce to the world: I am one of a kind. I was excited for that! Yeah, Ive got a story for ya. Im Janice P. Nelson. Best friend? (Starts to get up. The result is an absolutely riveting long-take monologue that many fans cite as the best part of the entire film. My sister is a god too. The scene that reminds people of A Whole New World is when Aladdin and Jasmine soar through the air on the magic carpet imagining their future together. Anyway, thats my story. No late-night work, drunken moods, or angry fits could change you. Get the T-shirt. Vote for Rose if youre content. Who does that? but his eyes- those gorgeous blue eyes of his- they were different now. William Jones 15/05/1942. If anything, this dragon assaulted and harassed me! How to unscrew a planet. Eventually, I got up and ran back home. Then one night it happened again. Just six little seeds. Dont worry. Scientifically, lonely and sad people love rain due to the negative ions it releases, which bring feelings of comfort and happiness in the midst of the positive ions coming from most other things in the world. Well, I just married Charlies brother after that, he was the richer one anywayAre you married, dear? Got arrested again and it was rinse and repeat with juvey. I would be rich and have my dream job. But they completely owned me, and the only way out was death. (reporting excitedly) You are going to have 100,000 tons of ice in a week! Sixth grade, the very first year I took the medicine, was the best year of school Ive ever had. (looks around then talks into the phone while running offstage) Oh my God, Im in the library! This morning, I went to Starbucks to pick up muffins and iced vanilla chai lattes for me and Haley and Jessica, but the barista spilled one of the coffees all over me. I have awesome parents. Ive been dieting and trying new styles just to make people like me more. Dorothy and I had too much knowledge. Come and visit the set, Bob says, See how weve brought your story to life. Well, I walk in and theres sand everywhere and it looks like a holiday brochure for Tunisia. I had been placed in all the advanced classes too. Since then I have been able to cheat my way through school like the best of them. Im so sorry I wasnt paying attention and my song was on, you know and I was just in the groove like ayyy ayyy ayyy ayyy, ooouuuuuuu (Sunflower) oh uh sorry but my foot was just on the gas pedal, well its supposed to be duh, anyways just give me the ticket Ill pay whatever. Oh yeah-I remember now. Oh-My-God, OH MY GOD! If its pride thats keeping you here, go home. Genre: Dramatic. Bye. That you mean far less than little to someone, someone who doesnt kiss the earth below you. You couldnt set your pride aside for two hours? Karen, listen to me. They just know it, deep down, they dont feel pretty. Shes always supported my love of theater and to be honest I wouldnt be where I am without her. How great you are for helping out that disabled boy. The less meat and more bones you are, means youre enough. Speaking of which, yours is so good you should enter the costume contest. I pretend Im flying for hours when Im up there. Didnt even say thank you!!!

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